A Donut Public Service Announcement
Maybe this donut was unruly, had a rebellious look in its eye. Maybe this donut lives on the wrong side of town, where plastic bags are the slums and luxurious boxes are only found in dreams. Or perhaps this donut is kind-hearted and would never hurt a fly. It started hanging around the wrong crowd and eventually wound up here: Forlorn, shmushed. We will never know what this donut did to deserve this. It's vanilla icing is undoubtedly going to stick to the bag. Thank goodness it wasn't glazed and did not get all sticky and soggy. Or even worse, stacked with other frosted donuts! The barbarity! Let's show some love for our donuts. No little bags shoved in our purses, folks. This is improper donut etiquette . To top it off, my coworker ate this donut with a spoon .